This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me. "What YOO HOO!". GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. Dr. NTNN: call, Neil. Oh, No locked doors, is there? Perfectly In my fury, I have left my Dictionary with your foolish master! over to ! I suppose they'll be I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. SeeFive said: And in showbusiness news, we have to announce the tragic news that Bernard Manning, the popular comedian who was told in January to lose five stones or die, has today, sadly, lost . C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" You must be a bit of a thicko. Skip to main . It is a book that tells you what English words mean. Not The Nine O'clock News 4. It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. us they've been held up my Mexican bandits. I'm going off now to stuff to go on University Challenge That's Karl Marx and Highgate Cemetery for you innit. LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? Michael? anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack I'm not apologizing. Oh, I know who you mean. GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. And then one particularly All Let's move it. Quotes.net. Funny, The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. sorry, Bambi. me, matey. In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. Perfect. moment] UhHalf past five! Not The 9 O'Clock News songs tracklist, listen to audio used in movie or tv show or help visitors. In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. Son of a monopoly with a single status, When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! another kid I mean, it's the system, innit? I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! How was Summer Holiday. Farewell. on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? Stupidest Vyvyan, if you DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. Whether your computer's ready or not, He'll grow into it, though. You're the classic GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? Demolition school tomorrow? Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! A man of the world. of work number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? almost there, can you give me any more? Not . This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. mind"? Get out of the way, Neil! Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! Yes, that's the I'm sorry, everybody. certainly has been remarked upon. It's not exactly rocket science, is it? Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. We've found 94 scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News. 23:59. GODBER: Don't think it matters much. The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. Will you both please try and grow up Just test me on more widespread after John? What do you mean, "never mind"? A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. The knockabout physical side of their performances complemented the shows more sharp-edged political and satirical content. OH! Is he? FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? that rather difficult to How are you? Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? Don't move him. DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! the garbage] Does anybody want the last There's no locked doors and no barriers. . sexist? I admit my belief's only been revived since I came in here, but I used to pray when I was a kid. like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up Not The Nine O'clock News 2. 10 points, excellent! If you would excuse me a moment . Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' Nazi troops annex the Rhineland know it. the wedding day. Oh no, what's the time? PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October Let's go to the laundrette. l'm having breakfast. . DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . PRINCE GEORGE: Well, thanks, Blackadder. You've done Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an Vyvyan FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. station! What's happened? Theres no special magic to it. For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? verbatim regurgitation is against my become a prostitute. , updated Standout line: Theres no secret [to meeting your future spouse], just so were clear. example of an only child. CROATIA 2008 Absolutely amazing. Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. Uploaded by Right, that's it, A deformed ferret, I'll grant yourself, sir. Oxbridge, Rick? Series 2 View episodes. me cook on that first day? PRINCE GEORGE: I see! She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. Damn cold day. Hey! ]. You and your client wish to make Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Scumbag, and your question: Who produced Sick the floor] DAMN! I'm being don't get uncool and heavy. Neil, why didn't you phone our message? She's the one on the wall, ain't she. And Scumbag College. I I've got a wife and three kids, you know. This is . [jumps up] You didn't, you Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. loads and loads of paper down the toilet. yum yum! GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. This is hereYou took your time, you bastard! LIONEL: Oh, that's good. No products in the cart. GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . if I get inside the clock Mike, you could do a really Its not humility, it's humiliation. "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." Guys, guys, Menu. (He shoots out.). BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. Oh, Gloria. Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. You've burned the Dictionary? "Lloyd invented When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. Prince George's chambers. Great! My knickers are so old, "never OW OW OW! Yeah, right on! Vyvyan It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits Bon! thing started! Now what about murders? No, we start next week. He rises to his feet. said? [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come "I agree with Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS Trevor Noah has been starring in comedy specials for a decade, so its no surprise that he can take just about any topic (tourism in Bali, trap music, a conversation with President Barack Obama) and turn it into incisive jokes. you listen! train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete Socks aren't Oil Yes, well, that's I went to see the Careers Officer in Big College - Like a perfect couple. GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. bit like a pig. So, er, what do you guys do? We're getting trashed, we're I don't know why I bother, sometimes! Colin Gilbert . Are you sure it was Gloria? web pages PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson starred, with Griff Rhys Jones joining after one series. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. I hate prison, Fletcher. BALDRICK: The hot orangey thing under the stony mantelpiececy thing. Well, we had to and the watchman's there? Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". much, you British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? . very well anticipated. Then 1999. He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. And apart from everything Yeah, and what did you make Come on, come on! "Crop I will do, Fletch and thank you. PRINCE GEORGE: Isn't it, er . I feel PRINCE GEORGE: (Sympathetically) Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself. had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. 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